You want some groan-inducing, cheesy, and lovably bad dad jokes? Here are some:
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
3. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be a sedan.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well.
8. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space.
9. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.
10. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
11. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach his full potential.
12. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
13. I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person either. I'm an "whenever the coffee kicks in" person.
14. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.
15. Why did the cat take a selfie? To capture its purr-fect side (okay, I snuck one more cat joke in).
Remember, these jokes are so bad, they're good!
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