Low Quality Facts

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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2024-09-19 23:10:35

Foaming hand soap is just regular hand soap that has been diagnosed with rabies.

2024-09-19 22:06:24

You have to admire that.
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2024-09-19 20:57:10

So polite.
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2024-09-19 19:11:59

We made a comic about Pride Month.
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2024-09-19 16:52:54

That explains a lot.
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2024-09-19 12:47:04

It's just not possible.
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2024-09-19 01:20:39

That's crazy.
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2024-09-18 23:08:04

I gave up over 21 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Ryan Reynolds.

2024-09-18 22:06:18

There is a musician named Beard Al Yankovic, who only performs beard-themed covers of Weird Al Yankovic songs.

2024-09-18 20:58:04

Come on Joe, please let us see it.
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2024-09-18 19:24:23

He's the worst.
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2024-09-18 17:58:36

Underrated Car Buying Tips:
1. Worried that a salesman might try to swindle you? Wear a ski mask to the dealership so they can't read your facial expressions.
2. You want a vehicle that is built to last. Bring a hammer and smash it against the tail light to make sure the car can withstand blunt force trauma.
3. Start off with a low bid so they have to meet you in the middle. Firmly say "I am not paying for this. This car is not worth a dime".

2024-09-18 16:55:38

As a Gemini, I have to eat enough for two people.
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2024-09-18 12:53:29

That's so interesting.
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2024-09-18 00:47:52

Nature is crazy.
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2024-09-17 23:02:16

Yellow is a purple color.

2024-09-17 20:46:23

That explains a lot.
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2024-09-17 19:03:47

We made a comic about Achilles.
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2024-09-17 17:52:04

Season four of the Bear is just going to be a ten episode montage of Carmy sadly gazing at a can of tomato sauce while Mad World plays in the background. The camera will be held two millimeters away from his face so you can see each individual molecule of his tears. A subtitle will let the viewer know that all the other characters have died off screen. It will win every comedic Emmy.

2024-09-17 16:45:29

I hope they're merciful.
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