Eris

My cousin, who has been living in Germany for 10 years and still can’t get German citizenship, told me that Miami Beach is ugly. I wanted to stick a fork in her eye—she's just trying to comfort herself because she lives in Germany. Whore!

2024-09-19 20:21:32

My mom asked me what I ate on the plane, which belongs to a German airline. I don’t understand why people ask this question because Germans don’t know how to cook anything besides sausages. I ate sausages.

2024-09-19 20:18:23

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Very delicious

2024-09-19 20:18:08

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Seriously 😒

2024-09-19 20:17:53

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😂😂😂😂

2024-09-19 20:17:20

They say that European farms produce the best products, but that’s not true at all. The best products are grown in the villages of third-world countries in personal gardens, where people have inherited vegetable seeds from year to year and only use organic fertilizer to grow them. Farms in Switzerland, Spain, and Northern Europe are a myth—they use pesticides, and the vegetables don’t have the same taste as those grown naturally.

2024-09-19 20:13:21

Three reasons why I hate Germany: 1. It doesn't have a cuisine, they only know how to cook sausages. 2. It's ugly. 3. There's no sun.

2024-09-19 20:13:11

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I made with orange

2024-09-19 20:05:14

Cooking is one of my great talents; I didn't want to turn it into a profession because it didn't fit my personality. I could easily challenge the best chef because I think they can't match my extravagant flavors.
I just said that because I don’t think you will have the possibility to try anything from me.
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